Here are fifteen things God won't tell you. So if you hear them, you know they're coming from someone else:
1. Your happiness is my primary concern.
2. I’m impressed by the size of your bank account.
3. I don’t have a plan for you.
4. I can’t use you.
5. I don’t love you.
6. I called you to sin.
7. I don’t have time for you.
8. You’re a lost cause.
9. I can’t heal your loved one.
10. You’re problems are too hard for me.
11. It’s okay to be lazy.
12. It’s okay to be a whiner.
13. Prayer is optional.
14. Life will be easy when you turn to Jesus.
15. Just one more good deed and you’ll make it to heaven.
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